coffee with a side order of bullshit

Author: serendipity2OO3

Date: December 3, 2007

by serendipity2OO3
12-03-07
Welcome to starsucks, may I take your order?
Yeah, uh give me a tall,no make that a Grande, double coco machiato, house blend, half cafe, sugar free, low fat soy creamer, with an extra shot of espresso...
now make sure its soy I'm lactose intolerant, and sugar free sweetner and a full extra shot of espresso, last time there was, im positive only a half extra, and make sure the lid is tight
Coffee with a lot of crap for the asshole coming right up