Ern tries to ruin my fun.

Author: setup_disk

Date: June 12, 2005

by setup_disk
6-12-05
Romance
Hey what's up? You are hot.
Woof?
Conflict
Hey you pervert freak! You can't give my dog flowers!
Oh no it's Big Ern, the second fastest shooter in the West!
A Happy Ending
Damn who told you? Was it Mary?
Indeed. Now hang your head in shame while I pass Judgement upon the hind quarters of your dog.