All comics by sexSCEneCTA

 

by sexSCEneCTA
4-06-04
Nathan and Aaron in the Garden
POW!
ow. you hit me in my fucking knee.
i gave you a love tap
Peris and her sexiness...

 

by sexSCEneCTA
4-06-04
you never called...
shnuggles?
... took my wallet
muffins!
yuri II !!

 

by sexSCEneCTA
4-06-04
Possibly the only sane asians in...
why are you late
the usual; mowed over by darkies
one day their race will belong to me and me alone, and when it does, its back on the boat, until then i'll have to fare as content with only petty grafitti and politically incorrect shouts of rage
moo?
seig.
its just not cuttin the same mustard for me anymore.

 

by sexSCEneCTA
4-08-04
Yuri I vs. Yuri II
prepare to die, communist bitch
im gonna smoke you like back in old country
you think we should fuck this and just go do some damage to Louie?
yeah... let's put down these machine guns and go pick up that tennis ball over there... he'll never expect that
... he was premature.

 

by sexSCEneCTA
4-22-04
why the long face?
alas, boredom has taken its toll. And pretty soon i'll be resorting to watching infomercials and taking down the item number of anything that looks remotely promising...
i should go sell some chicklets. Income's been suffering lately in my community
HA HA HA. Silly coke-producer descendant!! Only Mexicans can do that. Any one else who attempts the art of chicklet vendoring is a fool... A FOOL!!!!
not true!! My people INVENTED the Chicklet
yes, but my people perfected the art of using little kids to sell them

 

by sexSCEneCTA
4-26-04
my hand hurts
if you hadn't super-glued that pistol to your hand, you'd be singin a different tune.
silence, manipulative yet infalliably uber attractive asian... i meant they hurt from typing
typi- wait wait... your people crawled on hot sand, under/over/ through barbed wire to get to this country . . .
where 30 years of manual labor was waiting for them (hence your name... Manual)... and you're complaining about typing?!
i never said I was a good mexican

 

by sexSCEneCTA
5-02-04
Michael, what can i say to convince Ellie that she shouldnt go rushing into a relationship so soon?
hmmm....
A good 5 minutes later
hmmm...
aha!
3 days later...
pear! this is it... he's cute, he's funny, he's hott, he's attractive, he's witty, he's gorgeous... I'm going to go out with him!
Ellie Terrell... lick my balls.

 

by sexSCEneCTA
5-03-04
Orchestra Class
Hey podlipni... do you think it would be too foraward of me to ask Boris where he lives?
... Are you coming on to me or Boris?
You're USELESS!!!!
Ha Ha... you like Boris! Don't worry, I've got this all taken care of.
Do NOT trust a pole.
??
Peris thinks you're flaming gay.

 

by sexSCEneCTA
5-05-04
Polack pride.
as a polack, i posess the ability to identify the blood alchohol level of any given fellow polack on any given day. 32 % of those poles will be drunk. 34 % will be drunk in their hondas.
i love how you just throw out statistics like that
. . .
50 % of Polish people are men
When you hail from Nebraska...
The rest are farmers.

 

by sexSCEneCTA
5-05-04
Beek, in her extremely overt plot to replace me
beek, remember when we use to dress alike.
mmm hmm
M'kay, and talk alike. And listen to the same music and have the same friends and eat similar foods and had similar funny lookin haircuts?
yep.
Whatever happened to that?
. . .You went Jew on me.

 

by sexSCEneCTA
5-10-04
I'm not so much afraid of a big scary policeman as i am of Pastor james. . .
why?
well,i figure... a policeman can send you to jail, but pastor James can send you to hell.
or touch you.
unbeknownst to Asian; 6 months earlier. . .
cold. . .

 

by sexSCEneCTA
5-12-04
you're going to church on a Wedneday?
Sure! it's the polish way.
No, the Polish way is going in the morning, when no one in the fucking world in their right mind is awake.
Do you have to argue with everything? . . . People think im weird because i talk to myself.
No, people think you're Lonely because you talk to yourself. People think you're weird because you talk to her.

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