Olsen Sister vs Hilton Sister

Author: sg1138

Date: June 24, 2004

by sg1138
6-24-04
Ayo, did you hear Mary-Kate Oslens has Anorexia? Man, she still be looking kind of good though.
Nah man I dont know. She look kind of like a skeleteon with a wig on.
Who do you think is hotter, Paris Hilton or Mary-Kate Olsen? Man thats like picking if you like Beefeater or Seagrams dog.
Easy. Paris 'Sugarmouth' Hilton. You seen that video? Man I went out and bought night vision goggles from Trader's Village after that. Straight up knock boots green and black style.
Tight. I like the part when her phone rings. You know who it was calling her? Fred Savage.
I heard it was Lil Flip. Either way I'd rather have Drexciya than Anorexia. Word is bond.