The Curse of the Egyptian Table

Author: shane_claire

Date: October 25, 2009

by shane_claire
10-25-09
HONEY! I'm home!
Who the blazes are you?
I'm...your neighbour. You live next door. Please leave.
Sorry about that. Hey, nice egyptian table. We've got one just like it.
Yes, yes. Just don't touch it on your way out, please and thank you.