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| Yeah so, i get more action than you do, fucking hippy. | |
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| Well its btter than looking like a drunken moron. You're always drunk for first impressions. | |
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| i am not. i have only drank like 3 times in the past month, i've had PLENTY of sober and successful first impressions. | |
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| oh like the time you saw that chick checking you out and you went up to her and said "Hey baby, nice legs...what time do they open?" | |
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| i thought i seen a mirror in her pocket, because i could totally see myself in her pants. | |
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| oh god, shut the hell up with the pick up lines. | |
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