Redundancies at Shark Energy HQ

Author: shark_energy

Date: February 2, 2004

by shark_energy
2-02-04
Inside the office of Shark Energy, Cartoons are nervously gathered...
At the end of the day, you haven't got me any laughs, I have decided to fire all of your sorry asses...
Except for Felix, Big Dave, Jesus, Suzi, and various others. In fact, its just you two, Mickey and Cuthbert, that are shite. And now redundant.
In the car park...
So what now?
Well I have 2 options...I can pimp my own ass, or I can pimp your sorry ass, and if you don't want me to take a chunk out of that skinny frame of yours I suggest you go with the latter...Bitch