Modern Day Jesus #3

Author: shark_energy

Date: February 3, 2004

by shark_energy
2-03-04
Having been spared in the recent staff culling at Shark Energy HQ, Modern Jesus decides to put his powers towards a greater good...
It is a worryingly troublesome situation JC, the entire southern hempisphere has slipped into famine and over half of it is plagued by disease...horrible times
Certainly sounds horrible Informative Neighbour. Somebody has to act, has to fight, has to FIX the Earth's troubles!
Inside the house...
Darling! I am off to Africa, Brazil and Australia on some important business. I could be gone for a few months but the world needs my talents. I must help my fellow man in its life threatening battle!
Hold it there Mister! Bathroom cabinets don't put themselves up. Where will I put my Nail File and Thrush Cream? Priorities JC, Priorities! Now get to work and then we can talk about your little trip.
Yes ma'm