Big Dave gets it wrong

Author: shark_energy

Date: February 3, 2004

by shark_energy
2-03-04
Felix is giving Big Dave a pep talk
So Big Dave, all set for your big date? I know you are nervous, and a virgin not through choice, but go get her stud!
Crap
Big Dave arrives at Josephine's house
Smells nice
Flowers? For me! Oh Big Dave you are too cute. Why don't you come in for a quick...drink...before we go out...
After a quick fondle, Josephine is ready for some action
What are you waiting for big boy, stick it in me...
Yet they pretend they don't like it