This programme would be like...so rOXxoRs!

Author: shark_energy

Date: February 23, 2004

by shark_energy
2-23-04
There is no doubt about it, this will be the greatest tv show this millenium, and possibily even last millenium. Go hire some writers my feathered friend!
Yes my master. I will gather the greatest team of writers ever assembled, and the best actors too of course.
Starting this pancake day, a docu-drama, set within the carnival of lust...
I might lift my top...you know...and flash those hotties...
You go Girl! I mean...Bitch!
...With the combination of Crime and Lust, a fact and fiction mix of action..."Dial M for Mardi Gras!"
I've heard enough little miss tushie shaker! I'm taking you down the station!
Will Officer Brewski be there? He is like soooo hot.