Comic Cup XII - President Krang

Author: shark_energy

Date: April 22, 2004

by shark_energy
4-22-04
The fight that we began can and must continue. Although my candidacy for president may end today, the most important goal remains...
...to defeat the infidels! For I am not Howard Dean, I am Krang of the Planet Squib! I have arrived to take your planet and deflower your children!YEAAAAAAAAAAURGH!
2 Years Later
Mr Krang, it's Emperor Cofos on Line 2, he wants to know how the decontamination of Earth is coming along.
Damn!
What do you mean 'No Progress'? It's been 2 years since you became President of Earth Krang! What's gone wrong?
Let's just say I got drunk on power and absinth...