Hard Time

Author: shmool

Date: August 30, 2010

by shmool
8-30-10
Why'd you get kicked out of the house?
Me? I wasn't kicked out. I get let out whenever I claw at the door. Why'd you get kicked out?
They say I peed on the Master's bed.
You should know better. That is a very comfy mattress.
Like I said, I was framed.
Not to mention absorbent.