Which do you find sexier?

Author: shohmyoh

Date: June 2, 2004

by shohmyoh
6-02-04
Someone once asked me what do I find sexier a sheep or a goat. After much contemplation I would have to say a sheep.
A sheep's wool is really soft and you can get a big handful for leverage. Also a sheep's body temperature is 4 degrees warmer then a human's.
And a goat... Well a goat is sexy and all. But they can chew through tin cans and you don't want to be messing with that shit.