I actually had a call like this.

Author: shohmyoh

Date: July 18, 2004

by shohmyoh
7-18-04
I have a job working on the phone all day. It's not so bad untill you get people that can't speak english.
Hi this is Shohmyoh calling is Mr. X there?
Yes. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. No.
I've got no problem with Multiculturalism but if you live in a new country can you try and learn the primary Language.
Ummmm. O.K. So Mr. X isn't there?
No. No. Yes. Yes. No.
I tend to get a few people like this per day. PEOPLE IF YOU'RE GOING TO COME TO A NEW COUNTRY LEARN THE DAMN LANGUAGE
ummmm ok I guess. We'll call back later then. Good bye. **Click**
Yes. No. No. Yes. Bye bye. **Click**