At least he tried.

Author: shohmyoh

Date: July 21, 2004

by shohmyoh
7-21-04
Did you know that sperm has lots of pheromones in it? Pheromones are used to attract members of the opposite sex.
Now I know how to get lucky on this blind date tonight.
A few hours later
Hey baby, how are you doing tonight?
Hi I-- ewwwww that's sick man. Why the hell are you covered in Jizz?