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by shua
1-10-03
Live-Wire realizes his mom is a graphic designer
Mom, could you design a website for me?
Sure honey, what would you like?
Well, it is for this subspace thing called CherryPick. It will be really cool with spaceships and bullets and BLAM BLAM BLAM
... I'm a professional. I have some of my work in the Vatican Library.
But MOM! It will own the newbies with the uber design and my overness will skyrocket!
...

 

by shua
1-10-03
Live-Wire goes online to woe away his RL worries.
Live-Wire> Shit Stupid-Gerbil, she wouldn't do it.
Stupid-Gerbil> If she gives you any lip, tell her to "es-tee-eff-you" then put her on perm ignore.
Live-Wire> edit ignore.txt, add mom, save, exit
Stupid-Gerbil> Did it work?
A voice calls upstairs. "Honey, time for dinner!"
Live-Wire> OMG you dumb n00b. Now I'll have to try the mute button on the TV.

 

by shua
1-10-03
shua first learns of stripcreator...
Okay now what?
Aqualicy> Okay Live-Wire, first log in and make a new comic.
Okay, next?
Aqualicy> Okay now make this exact comic. I'll give you all the characters and tell you what the dialog should be.
For shame. Why bother. I don't have creative freedom!
Aqualicy> Wait dude, come back. Want to see a comic in norwegian?!?

 

by shua
1-10-03
shua lay down to have a dream... his head sinking deep into the pillow as his mind drifted into the abyss that we call dreamscape...
the burning fire of hell opened up to his fragile impressionable mind as his eyes fluttered behind their closed lids. what came next would haunt him, as it did every night...
the twin demonettes, with their eyes squinting in anger, stood ready to rend his corpse limb from limb. nothing could stop these succubi. just look at them. what would you do? WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!?!?

 

by shua
1-10-03
Hey, mind if I put up a reminder of the roster lock on the website?
4U2NV> Why would you do that?
Well, its in two days and tons of people have been asking me about it
4U2NV> Why would they ask you?
Uh... they think I'm someone important. Beats me. I tell people to stop cheating in my normal Live-Wire name and they stop and appologize.
4U2NV> .... I'll post it first thing tommorow.

 

by shua
1-10-03
Aqualicy+> Some of the mods are complaining about the plus sign behind your name
You know I'm a football mod, right?
Judge+> I have a strong case to ban you right this second
Uh, bro I'm moderating football.
Aqualicy+> Could you change your name? You're threatening judge's grasp on his power.
My pleasure.

 

by shua
1-10-03
?cheater Kula is ruining yet another game. Please come to slashers and get rid of him
Mccabe+> LW, he can just sit in the arena.
As a captain, I reserve the right to have someone removed from my arena if they are causing a disturbance, for the sake of of team practice, etc.
Mccabe+> Does it really do u any harm to have someone named kularf sitting in spec?
that very night on the LAME chat...
So Priitk, there is this guy named kularf...

 

by shua
1-10-03
shua starts his Math 404 homework
Okay so 1 + 1 = 2
2 + 1 = 3
3 + 1 = 4
4 + 1 = 5
5 + 1 = ...
Okay so 1 + 1 = 2 ...

 

by shua
1-10-03
Live-Wire shows Aqualicy his latest comic
Aqualicy+> You flatter yourself so much.
What do you mean?
Aqualicy+> Hold on, answering a cheater call in Public 0.
....
Aqualicy+> You flatter yourself so much.
Are you really a state of the art bot that 4U2NV programmed? Because that would be kind of a let down - I saw it coming miles away.

 

by shua
1-10-03
the norwegian continues to harrass our hero...
Aqualicy+> No really, you flatter yourself too much.
How do you mean?
Aqualicy+> You make yourself out to be so intelligent with that math homework comic.
I thought it was a good comic...
Aqualicy+> That was dripping with sarcasm, by the way.
Thanks for pointing that out stud.

 

by shua
1-10-03
our hero comes up with another devious plot
Watch this. I've discovered how to set an endless loop without screwing up the identifier or viables.
Live-Wire> Hey aqualicy, i think bct said hi to you but it was spammed off the screen
Aqualicy+> hi bct :)
bct> Hi aqu :)
Aqualicy+> hi bct :)
bct> hi aqu :)

 

by shua
1-10-03
Aqualicy+> Will you please donate some money for me so I can edit my comic account too?
Why don't you do it yourself?
Aqualicy+> I don't have a credit card, and even if I did, they don't accept norwegian crowns. I'll reimburse you through snail mail.
You want my address...
the silence could be cut through with a knife
Aqualicy+> I'll be gentle.

 

by shua
1-13-03
Welcome to the staff...
All I've been doing for a week is thinking about the NRSHLT and MSHL. I need a break
Man, Live-Wire has been sitting there in spec all day, Norwegian time!
Aqualicy+> Hey LW, isn't it 5 am there... on a monday?
Live-Wire+> I am spamming public with advertisements for the NRSHLT. The newbies don't seem to be responding.
Attention newbies! Aqualicy is your god and you will bow down before his idol. He says, "Go to Center Ice" and join the NRSHLT.

 

by shua
1-13-03
Sometimes, my room feels like a prison...
I can't believe this guy...
firecracker> Hey Live-Wire? How do you score a goal in Hockey?
Maybe if I ignore him....
firecracker> Hey Live-Wire? How do you score?
Live-Wire+> Well first you put your arm around the girl...
...

 

by shua
1-13-03
This doesn't look good...
Aqualicy, I think I found out where Alastria has been...

 

by shua
1-13-03
It's cold out, and I'm bored. I really just need something to do.
Now that's just wrong.

 

by shua
1-13-03
Another real conversation
Is that you modding pub Seph?
Sephiroso> Yeah LW.
Such sad times. We have a lack of pub mods on school nights.
Sephiroso> Go to speedzone.
What?
Sephiroso> *zone Stop playing hockey and go to speedzone for a night! - Seph

 

by shua
2-03-03
a chance encounter...
Hey shua, whats so similar about Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
what?
Neil Armstrong WALKED on the MOON...
Michael Jackson molested a little boy.

 

by shua
2-03-03
a rare chance of doing some work...
Hey J'Mark, come help me with my CompSci lab?
JM: Yeah one second.
So whats up?
Dude, are you drinking a beer?
Yeah... what the fuck? Do you think I'm just some dumb hick from Kentucky? Well we fucking know how to party too you ass monkey.
... it's 11 am.

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