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by shygirlj
9-18-02
A walk in the park leads to a freestanding mike...
huh...i've never been here before...wonder what the mic is for?
No one's around so...
maybe i'll just tap it a bit...see if it's on...
Who knew?
Augh! Runaway! Runaway!

 

by shygirlj
9-22-02
Bald Charlie waiting for his last date, Patti, to call...
*Ring! Ring!*
Ok...so...when she calls...I should be debonair--smooooooooth. Don't let her know I've been thinking about her...
Bald Charlie still waiting for Patti to call...
*Ring! Ring!* (Hello, does this guy not HEAR me ringing?) *Ring! Ring!*
She should be calling any minute now...
Bald Charlie missing Patti's call...
*Ring! Ring!* (screw this!) *Silence*
Why isn't Patti calling?!? I thought I made a good impression....

 

by shygirlj
9-22-02
Patti...unable to get in touch with Bald Charlie...ponders the situation.
Well...I guess Charlie wasn't home...
*phew* (she sure was tryin' to wear ME out!)
Patti...continues to ponder
Oh well...just wanted to let him know that I found his inhaler...
*sigh* (he is SUCH a dork. i'm glad he didn't pick up the phone..)
Bald Charlie makes an unsettling discovery...
*huh* (lotta good the ringer will do ya NOW buddy. I'm on strike.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! I have been waiting and waiting...all this time! I cannot even be-LIEVE it! Who turned the ringer off the phone!

 

by shygirlj
9-22-02
Small talk between Bald Charlie and Patti's phones...
So, hey, how's life in a cool house like Patti's?
Cool? Huh...all it means is I have to work more.
The seed of dissension is planted.
Yeah well...after the dork wouldn't answer the phone...and then started yelling at the house (there's no one here but US) I decided to go on strike.
Strike? Never thought you got enough action for that...Me...I could totally go for that. I'm beat...and there's no relief...it's just me.
Some questions are answered.
Well...you may think Charlie doesn't get a lot of calls...but the whole reason he turned my ringer off was cuz of the telemarketers!
ok...I see your point... Strike! Strike!

 

by shygirlj
9-22-02
The disenfranchised continue their unrest...
Power to the receiver! --Gentle with the dial-- Don't you want your telephone to be here for a while?
Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! 2-4-6-8 We will not communicate! Strike! Strike!
Peace for a moment...
...
...
But...where are Charles and Patti?
Huh?!? Let's just stick with...Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
Good Lord, pull our cord! But HELL no, we won't go! *uh* Y'shoulda knowed to learn morse code!

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