what guys are *really* thinking

Author: shygirlj

Date: September 22, 2002

by shygirlj
9-22-02
Bald Charlie waiting for his last date, Patti, to call...
*Ring! Ring!*
Ok...so...when she calls...I should be debonair--smooooooooth. Don't let her know I've been thinking about her...
Bald Charlie still waiting for Patti to call...
*Ring! Ring!* (Hello, does this guy not HEAR me ringing?) *Ring! Ring!*
She should be calling any minute now...
Bald Charlie missing Patti's call...
*Ring! Ring!* (screw this!) *Silence*
Why isn't Patti calling?!? I thought I made a good impression....