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by siegel016
12-22-08
Hey little girl, would you like a present....
Hey mister, lord knows I do!
That little bitch is not going to get my present over my green dong.....
After I get that present, I am going to charcoal this gentleman's sack black and crispy, just the way I like it.....
Sorry little girl, I am going to give the present to your dirty whore of a mother so she gives me a free blow job with all the fixins!
I wish my tits were big enough to seduce you with a suckle of fresh breast milk just like my auntie Janeys only daughter Samantha.....

 

by siegel016
12-22-08
Hey ginger snap, how bout giving me that pussy......
Sorry sir, I sure love my pussy....
Later on that day......
Why the fuck are you in my cave mansion while im eating pussy?
I mean no disrespect, I just want to put a tasty finger in that pussy of yours!
Later on that day on a hike.....
How bout you throw that pussy away in the trash and let me stick one of my grubby little paws in your hot dirty star patch.......
ok

 

by siegel016
12-22-08
You sure look cold sir, lets get you out of this hot inferno!
Well fire marshall faggot, I would have no problems moving for ya, but I am FUCKING FROZEN!
Is there anybody else in the house?
All there is is my pet tarantula McDickle, but hes slurping on my frozen rock hard pole juice!
Well im going to cut off your spear rod and chew on it like bubble gum!
Well then......Im going to rape your dying grandmother twice over!

 

by siegel016
12-22-08
I sure fancy that nice gun you have.....
I bet that NIGGER does!
I would sure love to jack your dick for that sweet 12 gauge.....
I hope that little black boy uses enough dirt to jack my rocks off.....
So how bout it?
If you don't get away from me you little chocolate stain, then im going to travel to a city with your mommy and drink her sweet milk chocolate until I cum white chocolate, buttery jizzile berry cream!

 

by siegel016
12-22-08
Hey kid, do you have any nuts? I sure am hungry
No........My daddy ate em all
So where did you get em?
I got em from a tree silly.....Where do you think I got them?
From your dad's sack, thats where I would get em.....
I hope you get skinned alive!

 

by siegel016
12-22-08
Rudolph I love Christmas!
So do I Comet, so do I!
But I don't like how Santa is running the show this year......
Yeah me too, we have to do something to change things around......
Little do they know that I am going to eat their testes on our next stop in Houston

 

by siegel016
12-23-08
Hi son what's your name?
My name is Hawk Pepe!
Well Hawk, where's your mother?
She's rolling around in the dirt with my father, papa Pepe!
I'm going to go rape your dirty whore bus driver of a mother and slap sticks with your papa!
God I love when my father shits his pants and he cooks his fresh feces for our family dinner every year!

 

by siegel016
12-23-08
Hey pal if you don't give me your walet, i'm going to splatter your blood all over this wall!
I like rocket ships!
I will punch you right in the mouth and cut off your dirty little nipples!
I like go fast and say weee!
Well then, before I kill you, do you have any last words?
Your eyes purple, my eyes white, your momma's pussy is tight, I would love to lick it all night........

 

by siegel016
12-24-08
Hey Grandpa how are you doing?
Im doing well little Marky
You think I can have some money to play some sweet games grandpee?
I wonder why he hasn't called me, I love him so dearly.......He's so special!
They both have to use the bathroom
So how bout those quarters grandpee?
So why don't you pee Marky, don't be bashful, I won't look......

 

by siegel016
12-24-08
I got you a sweet present honey fuck
I don't know about this.....
Hear me out....You open the present, you get happy, and then you sit on my face!
Ummmmm, idk
Fuck you! Your a dirty whore, I rather rub one out with a whole fist of dirt.....
Darn, I sure love dirt.......

 

by siegel016
12-27-08
Hey Bill
Hey Donald
Did you see the Lakers/Celtics game last night?
Yeah it was a great game!
That Kobe Bryant is really something!
Yeah, he really raped the Celtics.....

 

by siegel016
7-13-09
Can I Pleaseeee cut the cat the fuck up.....
Whyyy pal? It's contaminated with shit?
I know but I love to cut into a fresh pussy
In that case.......
So you will let me do it?
No but you will save money on your car insuranse when using GEICO......

 

by siegel016
11-01-10
Ive wavnt to suck your bluudd
Dude i'm fucking dead
Ive kan tell, you smell like fucking shit
I just wanna stick my dead arm up your tightly rimmed ass hole
I rather drink my own piss
Well me too......

 

by siegel016
11-01-10
Hey there, I must have took a wrong turn
No, No. You came to the right place if.....
Wait, wait.
What big boy?
Is this the butcher shop for little girl slices of little yum yums?
Ummmm, i wanna sit on ur charcoal stick young apprentice

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