The day the earth stood still

Author: siegel016

Date: December 22, 2008

by siegel016
12-22-08
You sure look cold sir, lets get you out of this hot inferno!
Well fire marshall faggot, I would have no problems moving for ya, but I am FUCKING FROZEN!
Is there anybody else in the house?
All there is is my pet tarantula McDickle, but hes slurping on my frozen rock hard pole juice!
Well im going to cut off your spear rod and chew on it like bubble gum!
Well then......Im going to rape your dying grandmother twice over!