Another day, another dollar.

Author: signalzero

Date: January 28, 2004

by signalzero
1-28-04
Welcome to Finish Line, how can I help you?
Do you have the new Jordans in a size 12?
No, the biggest I have is a size 8 and a half.
What about the new Jordans in a size 11?
Do you really HONESTLY need me to chop your fucking head off and store it above our bathroom?
Hmmm, what about... 10 or 10 and half? I could probably fit into either one of those.