....so like I was saying , I was up to my elbow in this broads chocolate pucker for about an hour before I noticed my watch was gone....
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and on....
... then I get out my vice grips and five iron, and I looks back at this honey and says" This is where the fun begins sweet tits!" tell you what it took alot of rope to keep that one tied down...
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and on......
....then my buddy Rufus, hes only got one testicle you know, turns the voltage down some and she opens her mouth again , well he took advantage of that I tell, slipped in his man meat real quick...
So um... do you wanna buy any cookies or not mister?
While in the suburbs looking for new "talent" Tyrell runs into Martha Stewert...
"HeHe , bet I can find me some rebellious,no self-esteem having, extascy taking, I hate my parents ,head tripping little white girls for my stable round here."
Hi. I'm Martha Stewert . The richest most powerful woman in the world!! (Evil cackling ensues)But please forgive this peasant guise I have on, for I am in hiding.
Tyrell sees this as a chance to dabble in a little fetish business....
Hiding out ?!? Hell sweet thang , Tyrell knows all about hiding out. Cmon with me I'll give you a new look, a job , nobody will recognize you at all baby. You be jus fine in Tyrells hands.
You see ever since that tiny little "fiasco" with the stock market, I've had people trying to hunt me down and kill me as if I was a criminal . I mean i wasnt running a sweat shop like Kathy Lee !
And in the end Tyrell and Martha had a long and loving ghetto romance...
Nothing girl , now take your ass over to that Benz and ask the nice brotha if he wants to take you around the world!
Tyrell baby,what did you mean by "watch out for the special sauce?"
We find our would be death dealer looking back on his life , remembering love and loss...
I picked these roses for you , the thorns hurt some and the blood, well the blood will just add to their splender. OH I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH CRYSTAL!!!!
Like ok 1: Restraining order, remember? 2: Just like umm duh , hygiene. 3: Remember you gave me like a human foot for a gift , oh and I see you have the mate in your pocket...
and off in College he learned about drugs , confusion ,and shame.
Hi Brad. Last night was so much fun! At first I was a little scared , but that pill helped alot. It made me feel so funky . Anyway I just wanted you to know I really like you and I picked these...
Yea , yea . Cool. So umm that'll be $20 for the X and I'm gonna need for you to sign this proof of age consent form. Lawyers say we can't stream the video with out it.
Our would be death dealer returns from his trip down memory lane...
Now I remember why I got into this game to begin with. Shesh!
...ya , so I took down my "Myspace" page cuz Facebook is so it now. Oh ya and I had 76 tweets yesterday . One just was about this shirt. H.I.M. is the GREATEST band eva. Oh , ya Westside yo!
Hey?!? Why don't you like my comics ? I know you have read them . Sure they are imature rude and full of stereotypes.And sur I haven't donnated yet (Sorry) but really WTF?!?!
Thinking I better come up with some fucking Mark Twain shit to say here fast!
there is no need
Well actually I was just on my way to read your latest.......
Liar. Next. Hey you blue fish , what about you like my comics ?
for narration here .
You haven't fucking read them either have you ?
Oh yea yea , love 'em , just love 'em . Simply some of the best written word I have ever had the pleasure to....... "Gulp" Umm no.
Hey guy?!?! Whats up? Whats wrong ? Whats the bother? Need help ,can I help ? Im your friend , Im your buddy!
Can't a guy , an ordinary Joe such as myself, kill sometime by stalking , err I mean looking up some hotties, ummuhh "friends" without getting 80 chat requests?!?!?
Well you know , those sites are for social networking not obsessing over girls from your past. And besides, aren't you on the clock? I'm so gonna go tell Mr. Jenkins. Oh ya score one for me!
What? WHAT! I thought you wanted to help?!? Well ummuhh YA! Go fuck your moms mom, thats your grandma bitch!I'm so gonna key your car!
Oh ya all that, that really hurts my feelings. Still at the end of the day your just a piece of bacon. Toodles "Crispy".