Oh, that I or you could be so sweet...

Author: silent_fart

Date: December 28, 2014

by silent_fart
12-28-14
Kraven, since that blabbering idiot's been gone, we're in deep shit. Do you understand what I'm saying?
You're saying we're in deep shit because the blabbering idiot isn't around anymore to eat his share?
I can't figure out what went wrong. Did the taste change? Was it the texture? I mean, he ate it for so many years without any complaint.
It's a mystery to me as well mother. After all, the taste and texture has always been the same. In that area your quality control remains unsurpassed!
Kraven, although you eat my poop everyday, you have never in my life so eloquently kissed my ass as you just did. I think I even feel a tinge of pride trying to bust through!
Why, thank you mother, and in the spirit of good will, I'd like to tell you that your smock does indeed disguise the true size of your posterior fatty tissue repository.