Reading between the crumbs.

Author: silent_fart

Date: February 10, 2015

by silent_fart
2-10-15
We're here with Oliver Overby. You've been accused of looting the Stewart family of what little it had. How do you respond to that?
*sniffle sniffle wah wah... sniffle sniffle waah waahhh... BWAAAHHHHH!!! BWAAAHHHHH!!!
Oh NO!!! I'm so sorry!!! I promise not to ask you that again! May I continue the interview?
I need to *sniff sniff* go home and make cookies 'cus you hurt me real bad!
But I was only trying to...
Plus now I have to take a 20 year vow of silence, when all I ever wanted to do was tell the truth! *waaah waaah* Why did you force me to do that? Oh woe is me!!! *waaahhhhh sniff sniff waaahhhhh*