the continuing adventures of chad part 1

Author: silentbob

Date: June 1, 2003

by silentbob
6-01-03
One night, in the dungeon, freshly after masturbating into a pile of his own self loathing Chad decided he was going to practice self improvement, rather than self stimulation coupled with destruction
...siiigh...
He applied self help books and read up on what the experts said women would like
hmmm...
Chad struck out into the city, found a decent girl, followed her home, climbed up in the tree outside her building, and for old time sakes, masturbated into a pool of his own self disgust.
...siiigh...