And your afraid that if you explain to your kids about sex, you'll get a boner and be sued for using children as sexual playthings.
You see son, girls and boys are different in some ways. *Sigh* How do I explain this?
Dad, I just wanted a soda...
Let Kid-Ab00sers help. We have trained professionals who speak to kids confidentally and without any erections. Oh, this commerical was fucked from the start.
Lets rub each other, kids. Ingore where my hands are.
I felt happy learning at Kid Ab00sers. My trained professional made me feel special