At the Mini-Mart

Author: simplexmax

Date: October 31, 2005

by simplexmax
10-31-05
Monday
Got any quackers?
No. You've come in here looking for crackers every day for a month. We don't sell to penguins! Don't ask again or I'll shove a bunch of grapes up your ass!
Tuesday
Got any gwapes?
What? No we don't have any freakin' grapes!
Tuesday
Good! You ah, got any quackers?
I quit