Duck Smarts

Author: simplexmax

Date: January 12, 2009

by simplexmax
1-12-09
Ok...I've been a penguin all my life right? Noone has EVER told me WHY I'm the only one to freeze my tail feathers off every winter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT THE HELL!!!!!
Well...has it ever crossed your mind that in fact, you might not be a penguin like the rest of us? In fact, many of us believe that you may be a duck...
that's rediculous
oh really?
HAAHAA...you're simply jealous.....I told you, I'm the next penguin evolutionary step.....
-sigh- nevermind