All comics by sithlordexar

 

RedROBO Adventures #1 by sithlordexar 4-05-04
RedROBO and asaingirl were standing by an ambulance. I am RedROBO, from DR.WHO No you're not	Yes I AM! No you're not	The Conclusion! Oh, wait, you're right. I was never in DR.WHO! Red Asshole.

 

Untitled by sithlordexar 4-05-04
Godzil' and Redfish were having a nice chat. 'Tis a great cup of tea Yea, I heard it was good, right.	Then!!! I never seen you drink any.. No, but I heard about it, like. Also I made that cup you're drinking.	And.... Oh god, this sucks Yea? Yea...

 

Jimmy and Jesus! by sithlordexar 4-05-04
Jimmy the Man was wandering pointlessly when one day, he came across Jesus. Alright, Jesus? Not, really. Pretty painful, this crucifixtion lark.	Yea, well it would be, long nails being hammered through your wrists and ankles, after all. Well, I suppose.	The End! Well, see ya! Goodbye!

 

The Adventures of RedROBO #2 by sithlordexar 4-05-04
	What you doinh?	The Author Really sucks

 

How A Film Is Made! by sithlordexar 4-05-04
Steve the Film Idea Guy and Sue the Producer are discussing ideas fora new film. Okay, so picture this: Blue Sky, GreenField Sounds like my desktop, but go on...	And then, this evil dude who is like, totally also a robot, comes from the future, and get this: Sets fire to the field.	The Conclusion .............. Approved!

 

Chicken Talking by sithlordexar 4-05-04
Marcus is talking to .... a chicken Cluck! Cluck! Cluck!	He is still talking to a chicken. Cluck! Cluck! Cluck!	*sighs* Okay, so then what happened?

 

Gay.. by sithlordexar 4-05-04
Gay.. Most Definitely	Oh Be Nice Okay, sister	Gay.. Most Definitely

 

Generic by sithlordexar 4-05-04

 

Narrator to be Fired. by sithlordexar 4-05-04
Okay, so there were two peanuts walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted..................... peanut. ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho............................................. ... Humans think we never forget.	Okay, so it wasn't that funny as to be laughing so enthusiastically, but it was still pretty god damn funny, and if you don't agree, i will eat you like i would a peanut. see how i brought peanuts	back into it, you see, thats how clever i am as a narrator, i don't know whats going on in the stroy, anyway, i'm just entertaining you in this strip by a crap author, who by the way needs an adoption Sorry, I forgot what you said.

 

Please by sithlordexar 4-05-04
sithlord_exar888 and shallowminded where discussing who is creative enough to get Insider Yea, Like, I really need Insider.. I like.. need it to like, live and stuff, shallowminded Whahhhh? You need my insides....???	Then, Sithlord got angry. Fine! Screw you then, Silly Insider Moderator Ooooooooookay!	Finally, they both got bored with this bad writing. Asshole moderator insider basta- uhhhh

 

I hate you!!!!!! kinda. by sithlordexar 4-05-04
kurtanglerocks and some asian girl are talking I think WWE is great, it ownz your ass. Ladeladelade Kurt Angle Is GAY	then... so what, i'm gay aswell well, yea..	kurtanglerocks sucks!!!! you suxorz i'll kill you with my crouching tiger ar wlaking (choreographed by Yo Wuen Ping, who also was responsible for the Matrix)

 

Discussing being a geek in a field with a clown. by sithlordexar 4-05-04
John was innocently discussing the Ups and Downs of geekdom. So, I was all like, Yea ,and he was like No, and I was all like, whatever.	And continued to talk about the Ups and Downs of being a Geek. In a Field. And oddly enough, with a clown. Then, Stu came in and he was all like, what are you saying. And I was all like, what are you saying. And he was like, what are you saying?	The End. What are you thinkin? I'm thinking: Why the fuck did I become a clown? Theres no pussy in this profession! C'mon! what the, W-H-. Nevermind. Go On.

 

Bow Tie by sithlordexar 4-05-04
Why the Fuck am I wearing a Red Bow Tie in the desert? beats me..	Fucking Pussy Cowboy. yep, thats me alright	Why the Fuck am I still here? beats me..

 

Bush and Blair. by sithlordexar 4-05-04
President Bush and Tony Blair where laying pirates. Mr. Tony. Thats a silly Pirate Suit. Well It is all, that I, as the Prime Minister, Could find, in my house, because Cheri Hid all of the pirate suits. in my house. because she says you are a bad influence.	Mr. Tony. Thats is silly. everyone else is silly. they laugh when I say that 905 of our imports come from other countries. I'm beginning. To think. That Cheri is right. You are a bad influence.	The End? Or is there another war around the corner? Or worse? Another Term? *gulps* I'm telling daddy on you. I already got rid of Huessein for him. Hey Mr. Tony: I wanna war, I wanna war, I wanna war, I wanna war, I wanna war, I wanna war, I wanna war, I wanna war/ What. a. Fricking. Idiot.

 

Jesus of the Dead. by sithlordexar 4-05-04
Unaware that a Dawn of the Dead style scenario has been commecning throughout the world, Jesus befriends a passing zombie. Alas, my son. No need to weep. I shall go to a better place and absolve you from your friends.	Bastard! You've been on that bloody cross for what now? 2000 years? You haven't rotted a bit! I woke up with my arm off, my brains exposed and i haven't half come out in a nasty rash.	The End?? But my son, I am the son of god. Son of God, My arse! And look, I just washed these clothes, now they need ironing again. I'll never get this blood out..

 

moilligh on sith by sithlordexar 4-05-04
I am a boy. I like Girls. I am a girl, i like boys.	Do you like me?	No, you're bloddy ugly.

 

RedDog question time. by sithlordexar 4-06-04
REDDOG: I'm bored, ask me a question and i'll answer it. SITHLORD: okay then, if 7x2=16, what is 6x2?	...........	The End! REDDOG: Fuck Off! CHESSKID: please fully edit your swearwords or i'll have to report you to the- oh forget it.

 

Butcher, Assistant and Bacon Slicer. by sithlordexar 4-06-04
Hey, Can I have 2 pounds of beef- Why you so sad? Because I just sacked my assistant.	Why? He was putting his dick in the bacon slicer...	Eww. What did you do with the bacon slicer? Oh, I had to sack her as well.

 

Stephen goes to Heaven. by sithlordexar 4-06-04
Stephen died. He was mooning a car behind him which for some reason neglected to stop. Hello, Senor , err St. Peter? Yes, my child. Welcome to heaven. As your life was riddled with some evils, you must answer a question in order to get in.	Okay, Shoot. When Adam and Eve ate the fruit of the garden of eden, and became granted with sight, what was the first thing Eve said to Adam?	Crikey, thats a hard one.. Correct. You are accepted.

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