Jesus of the Dead.

Author: sithlordexar

Date: April 5, 2004

by sithlordexar
4-05-04
Unaware that a Dawn of the Dead style scenario has been commecning throughout the world, Jesus befriends a passing zombie.
Alas, my son. No need to weep. I shall go to a better place and absolve you from your friends.
Bastard! You've been on that bloody cross for what now? 2000 years? You haven't rotted a bit! I woke up with my arm off, my brains exposed and i haven't half come out in a nasty rash.
The End??
But my son, I am the son of god.
Son of God, My arse! And look, I just washed these clothes, now they need ironing again. I'll never get this blood out..