All comics by situationism

 

by situationism
1-28-05
Dirk has been sent to Hell for masterbating too often.
I don't have a snowman's chance of ever getting out of here. I just love playing with my wiener too much...
Hey Dirk. Lucifer said I could leave if I told you to quit jacking off...so quit it, will ya?
* Die, Carrot-nose. * I think I have a semi...
OK. Nice knowing ya, I'm outa here.

 

by situationism
1-28-05
Alexander stands in front of the mirror, recalling his idealistic youth in Mother Russia...
...reading the Communist Manifesto to his illiterate comrade and cellmate, Sasha.
"...the theory of the Communists may be summed up in the single sentence: Abolition of private property"
Shut the fuck up, I'm starving.
And the long, dark night of the soul is over...
What an asshole!

 

by situationism
1-28-05
Our hero Dirk is still stuck in Hell doing penance for his OBSESSIVE preoccupation with masterbation.
This sucks. All I can think about is shooting off a hot, steamy load.
I feel the blood rushing to my wiener...it's getting stiffer...must resist...this RAGING HARD-ON...
Huh?
P-s-s-s-s-t! Nice hard-on. Ya mind if I snap one off for you?

 

by situationism
1-28-05
Hi. Hee-hee. I'm a cute little asian girl.
Hi. Hee-hee. I'm a cute little asian girl too.
Yep.
Yep.
Uh-huh...
I have a vagina.

 

by situationism
1-28-05
Dino and Al mix it up at the Pseudo-Science Conference on Inadequate Explanations.
Oh great, here comes that self-rightious ass-bitch, Father O' Pedagain.
Pedagain? I ran into that flaming boy-fucker at last year's Roswell Convention... I'll catch up with you later, Dino.
So Father, why isn't there any mention in your bible about us dinosaurs?
You DO realize that I'm taller than you, right?
What a dick... Hey Al, wait up!

 

by situationism
1-28-05
You know, these days it ain't easy being a chicken.
Family farmers have had to branch out into "rural tourism" just to make ends meet.
Hey guys, look. It's a talking chicken.
And so...BWOCK! Get your fucking finger out of my ass!
Who's your Daddy?

 

by situationism
1-29-05
Here Boy, bring the bone over here.
No fucking way.

 

by situationism
1-29-05
Inaugural Speech, 1961: Things were going so well...
And so, my fellow Americans, ask NOT what your country can do for you; ask what YOU can do for your country.
Explain yourself, you fucking Fascist!
What I mean is, don't ask the government to protect your freedom. Instead, surrender your freedom to the government...
Somebody shoot this fucker.

 

by situationism
1-29-05
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
I had the strangest dream...FUUUUUUUCK!

 

by situationism
2-04-05
Yep, definitely dogshit.

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