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by sjgriffin
1-09-06
Plight and Dr.Cop Sit together in the Land of Less Consciousness
i tried to make a wife from my eggs....they called me a dreamer...
Me and BillyClub planned t
Plight and Dr.Cop Sit together in the Land of Less Consciousness
Plight and Dr.Cop Sit together in the Land of Less Consciousness

 

by sjgriffin
1-09-06
Plight and Dr.Cop Sit together in the Land of Less Consciousness
i tried to make a wife from my eggs....they called me a dreamer...
Me and BillyClub planned to rebel against the Red Menace once but realized I guess Marx isnt all wrong..
Plight and Dr.Cop Sit together in the Land of Less Consciousness
They said she would've started to smell..I called them dreamers..
I mean red is a primary color...
Plight and Dr.Cop Sit together in the Land of Less Consciousness
then I woke to realize..eggs are baby chicken fetuses and theres nothing o.k. with any of it...dreamers..
its all billyclub and me...You cant fight the revolution..

 

by sjgriffin
1-09-06
God Sneezed and Priest Backcosby Gets sent to Hell
????
Yes, my son?
kinda...uh...out of your ..um..element...
Yes, Yes, I suppose I am..

 

by sjgriffin
1-10-06
Ron and Steve Get Real
so like..uh..whats up with the suit?
I enjoy the way it makes me feel rubbing against my skin..
hmmm...o..k...cause like im a real rabbit and its creeping me out a little bit..ya..know..like..im just saying...
I dont...uh...i mean i like how it makes me feel like me and it makes me feel pretty..
its just i dont go around wearing "people" suits..so..ya know its just a little werid for me..

 

by sjgriffin
1-10-06
Dr.Hoy and Draculaa Ponder the World in the Land of Less Consciousness..
Do you ever think theres more to life?
BLAAAHHH!!
i mean..michelles been on my ass about getting a job..But i dont think its really for me...ya know?
blah...blah..blah
Dude, Im trying to be real..Ya..know? Its really confusing...I dig your cape..
BLAAAHHH!!

 

by sjgriffin
1-19-06
After 2 years together, Bombahaggus and Shez play the game "truth or dare".
So,you wanna play truth or dare,baby??
And thats why I love you so much!Sure!sounds like fun! let me go first...Truth or Dare?
Uh, lets be safe. Truth.
Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend?
Oh,Xeena.Of course not,Im very faithful.
My name is Shez..

 

by sjgriffin
1-19-06
so..what'd you have for dinner?
Chicken Fajitas! I already told you!

 

by sjgriffin
1-19-06
H.T. Owl goes in for some toiletries and supplies.
Lets see..I need tampons, strawberry jelly,crutons,ham,bread,cheese..American Cheese
and..uh..um...what else did Martha say..
I dont work here.

 

IT TURNS OUT I CANNOT FIGHT THE REVOLUTION!!
by sjgriffin, 1-19-06

 

by sjgriffin
1-20-06
Dude, I I ever see Dr.Suess, I'm gunna tell that bitch whats up..
Man, calm down. I think he's done alot for the individuality of the red fish and the blue fish.
Whatever, man.
I'm with you,man, i havent wore a hat in years.

 

I, mean its out. Its hanging. I dont understand-
I mean, size doesnt matter..I guess..
by sjgriffin, 1-20-06

 

by sjgriffin
1-20-06
Fleet meets Logic Fairy on the Moon.
so..I want a pony, to travel back in time and kick the asses of the flies that made fun of me when i was a larvea, and jumper cables.
Dude, do you ever watch movies? Youll travel back in time, realize that pain is nessasary for the growth of the spirit.Ultimately, making you regret the wish after only momentary supremecy.
And you'll come back and you will have learned a lesson.end of story. Come back when you got a wish that doesn't require a movie rental card to know the consequences..
Bitch Fairy--

 

by sjgriffin
1-20-06
Lucifer and Jesus are Dared to hang out together for 10 minutes...
Jesus....
Beelzebub.....
4 minutes later...
2 minutes later...
So..want some toffee?
no.

 

by sjgriffin
1-20-06
UGH!! Do you smell that?
no.

 

by sjgriffin
1-21-06
Dr.Comic Fascist wants to dictate everyones imagination..
im a professional here at comic creator, ok? I dont ever get laid and I need cool,entertaining stuff to look at,ok?so if you dont do it my way,ill call you old.NEVER THINK OUTSIDE MY BOX!?!?!
No penis jokes cuz their old and mean to men with little penises(like myself), no uh, posting on your own forums,k?
Can't you just give constructive criticism?Let people make the comics for their own entertainment? I mean its just a little public comic..its not that serious.
Old.
Oh, Like your cheesy ass comics? I understand. I finally understand.

 

by sjgriffin
1-21-06
Duckah and Shythead sit in a bar pondering the meaning of their lives..
It's really hard sometimes.I'm 34 and I haven't accomplished anything. Life is slipping away and Im so lost...
I wanted to adopt a kid or thought I'd work for the UN or do something that matters? You know what I mean?
AFFLACK!!

 

by sjgriffin
1-21-06
::inspired by a thought of my friends::
You know what I was thinking about?
huh?
Everyday CarrotTop has to wake up and be CarrotTop..Everday its like "Damn I am still CarrotTop".
Damn, Dude. That's fucking sad.

 

by sjgriffin
1-24-06
I learned something new the other day..
what?
It turns out every homophobic christian republican never read Leviticus-Cause it also says that any man that has sex with an animal is commiting just as bad a sin.
And i got to thinking,most of these homophobic people are, in fact,animal humpers so we should take away their civil rights too! I mean who cares if there tax payers.they dont..
Yeah, but what new thing did you learn?

 

by sjgriffin
1-24-06
Abortion should be illegal! YEEAAHH!
Your a damn moron! Do you remember why it was illegal in the first place?
Because women were dying from makeshift abortions...and what about the women raped?
Uh...Um...UH..well,uh,umm.
Oh,man, here let me cut you from those strings...

 

by sjgriffin
1-24-06
President Owlsuit ponders the African genocide..
I've been trying to read about the Sudanese genocide..its really upsetting..I want to help-
SHIT! I GOTTA FIND A WAY TO DISTRACT HIM!
[watch me watch me watch me..brains..brains..watch me watch me..]
Hello America, tonight, owls and anal fissures..what you didnt' know...
[yes,you are in danger..IM THE OMNIPOTENT AMERICAN MEDIA..GIVE ME THAT BRAIN..I AM NOW THE OMEGA DOOM!]

 

by sjgriffin
2-26-06
Hired to guard the Moon.
You hear about that lady that found a body part in her food?
Yeah, did you hear she put the finger in it?
Thats dumb. Stupid hoe. I mean,
Yeah, yeah I know
You wanna spoon?

 

by sjgriffin
2-26-06
When we start spinning, try to grab the microphone. We gotta get out of this Time Warp,maybe we can shout and get someones attention.
Its like Jerry Garcia's Omnipotent vomit curled to the awakening of all so present purgatory.
Ok..we've started spinning..

 

by sjgriffin
2-26-06
Whatcha Doin?
Wow. Your in town? I was just writing you a letter!
Is asshole one word or two?

 

You would live here.
?
by sjgriffin, 2-26-06

 

by sjgriffin
2-26-06
imgetgetgetyoudrunk.
ABABABABABABABA BABABABA!
Your so one note.
At least Im not bacon, I mean, what the fuck and your stupid little arms. God,why the hell would you create such a worthless being? Talking bacon, yeah, thats a great idea.Thunder Turd.
I mean you are the creation of Pork, the innerds of a pig, yet, somehow you are given the ability to talk and move.You are so pointless. See those hills over there? Please Go Kill yourself.
your face.

 

by sjgriffin
2-26-06
WHAT UP, Gurl!! You are sexy. If I could write the alphabet I'd put U and I together. OH!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!Are you happy you sick freak? OHH GOD IT HURTS!! IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? HUH?
Nah, I just wanted to shut the door. This aint gunna stop my party, gorgeous!
I bet your just as sweet as sugar, in that pile..Hehehehe!::unzips pants::
Oh, God! Theres no end, you unmerciful death! SO UNMERCIFUL!

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