Missed Communication

Author: sjwieczorkow

Date: March 16, 2011

by sjwieczorkow
3-16-11
The approach
Dude, thanks for breakfast in bed this morning.
If you tell anybody about us, I will have you castrated.
The exchange
Your comforter is so comfy, I thought I'd never make it in to work.
This is me walking away; it was a one time thing, I was drunk.
The farce
Oh...I thought you were somebody else.
Uggh...yeah, me too. Oh, Heavens to Betsy!!