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by sk8erangel28
1-24-04
One beautiful day in a forest
Hello my son..have you come to me to be saved?
hehe...noo..Jesus i have a question..
...
hehe...Jesus...will you be my bondage buddy?
One hour later
And then the lord said that i shall RISE again....WHOSE YOUR JESUS??
YOUR MY JESUS...I WANNA FEEL YOUR SALVATION ON MY FACE!

 

by sk8erangel28
1-24-04
ba
hey billy have you met our new frat boy?
ba..Ba
hmm...well i'm gonna go find him.i'll see you later...
half hour later
Hey billy baby
ba..Ba...BAAAAAAAA

 

by sk8erangel28
1-24-04
what do you need my freaky kinky son?
father i ....i...i think i did something.... wrong..
what's that.....son??....what are you thinking of my son?...come into my house my son and we shall talk about your sins...
Ass pirate
now son....whose your jesus?
i want to get on my knees and feel jesus' salvation on my face!!!

 

by sk8erangel28
1-24-04
so jesus is your bondage buddy now?
I don't know..he hasn't called me in a while..and he didn't give me his number
they have phones in heaven?
Of course not...are you retarded or something?...how can there be phones in heaven?
...wait....so how the hell is jesus gonna call you if there isn't any phones in heaven?
...well i'm not sure if there are phones in heaven..BUT i do know there are phones at the Heavenly Shag Motel

 

by sk8erangel28
1-26-04
Hey robbie did you ever feel like your not wanted?
Yea....
earlier that day
hi jesus....
ummm.....your not suppose to be up here...
hey satan jesus...
Not again....he's throwin all his shit on me...bastdard....nice boobs..

 

by sk8erangel28
1-26-04
so what you mean to say is that ...you met satan and jesus?
Yes....
that makes no sense....how the hell did you get to heaven
do you really wanna know?
yes i would love to
i took the elevator with jenna and she ass raped satan

 

by sk8erangel28
1-26-04
......ok...that explains hell...what bout heaven?
dude...you don't wanna know if i tell you he will turn me into a monkey
Kristin...jesus will not turn you into a monkey..so tell me
well if your sure that he won't i'll tell you
he won't i promise now tell me!
dude...jesus is my bondage buddy...i get "ride all days"

 

by sk8erangel28
1-26-04
Jesus is your bondage buddy?
Yes jesus is my bondage buddy
........
DAMN it robbie i told you he would!

 

by sk8erangel28
1-26-04
robbie...i told you that he was gonna turn me into a monkey and the only thing your doing is makein more comics
yup...
you know that's not cool right.....
yup...
.......well you know what monkeys do best right??...we fling poo and your gonna be the first one to get it
uh oh.......5 more minutes

 

by sk8erangel28
1-27-04
....why are you under here as asiangirl2?
because i'm asian dumbass
....no your not
yes i am..i'm 100% asian...
no your not your fucking mexican i talked to your parents jose and maria today
bitch

 

by sk8erangel28
1-27-04
so jesus turned you into a monkey
Yup...and robbie won't help me turn back..
well what do you want me to do about that....
turn robbie into a duck
ummm...why a duck?
OH i have my reasons

 

by sk8erangel28
1-27-04
your still a monkey
Yup...and now your a duck
hehehe
you suck
i would like you to meet my little friend adam!

 

by sk8erangel28
1-27-04
you know satan....being a duck isn't that bad..but a sheep would be better.
well if that's what you really want
god this kid is weird
now i'm all..cute and girls will love me again...
girlss....righhht...umm do one thing for yourself..stay away from a guy named adam.

 

by sk8erangel28
1-27-04
hey...how the hell did you get back to normal???
I stuck a deal with satan...how did you get turned into a sheep?.
I stuck a deal with satan....what was your deal.
That i wouldn't have jenna ass rape him again cause she is too rough..and to introduce you to someone
hey robbie i'm adam....you kinda look like Billy my goat!
oh this can't be good...

 

by sk8erangel28
1-27-04
oh i hate you...
Why's that?
you left me alone with him!
What happened
BA RAM YOU!....or as adam said bum ram you!
....ha...haha....hahaha

 

by sk8erangel28
1-27-04
Hey your back to normal...
yea no thanks to you
Hey it coulda been worse..
and how's that?
Him and his friends coulda ran train on you...
......stop it..your makeing my ass hurt....

 

by sk8erangel28
1-27-04
Ta da!..we are back the asian and the mexican
i'm not mexican dmanit
yes you are...stop liein to yourself
Puta, vas el infierno
SEE!!..your mexican your speakin spanish
DAMN IT!

 

by sk8erangel28
1-27-04
hey jesus is jenna buggin you again for sex?
yes.....i told her that my ass was still red from LAST time
hmm ...sucks to be her
I don't know why she just doesn't go to adam for sex...
jesus...HE'S Jewish!
oh yea...i almost forgot

 

by sk8erangel28
1-27-04
yup jewish bastard..
Wait i'm jewish too!!
Do you enjoy getting it up the bum and very kinky sex?
yes....
........
Point taken

 

by sk8erangel28
1-27-04
i hate snow..i hate snow soo much..wanna know how much?
how much?
well lets say if i ever found who invented snow, i'd chew off each appendage and spit the bone fragments into their eyes
wow...
what?
well..that was plesantly graphic

 

by sk8erangel28
1-27-04
i hate snow..i really do...wait..what the hell are you doing?
makeing a list
oh ok...what kind of list?
a list of things for you to do
oh....whats the first thing on the list?
to go inside...

 

by sk8erangel28
1-27-04
Hey jenna i wants you to meet someone
ok
Hey baby
what the fuck?
Let's get it on...tie me up and make me scream your name
God this is the closest thing i'm gonna get to sex....god this isn't cool

 

by sk8erangel28
1-27-04
Zac..you like bondage right?
yea...why
Good i'd like you to meet your new bondage buddy
..umm..ok
Hey baby
....i dun want the bunny!!!!

 

by sk8erangel28
1-27-04
Hey...what happened to the bunny?
......
Well what happened to the bunny?
.....me....... look at me....your asking me where the fuck the bunny is?
......yea
....oh you dumbass

 

by sk8erangel28
2-03-04
so robbie..you wanna go to flordia with me?
Yea..it will be fun...i won't have to make up any school days.
hmm..you can be my carry on
that's fine with me
Hmmm i dunno know if you will be able to fit in the over head capartment....BUT we can make something work
just give me a bottle of vodka while im up there and i wont make a sound

 

by sk8erangel28
2-05-04
TA DA!!
we are back
HEy why do you think kristin uses us?
Cause she has nothing better to make...
Nope your wrong ..we are just that damn good....
....your such an ass

 

by sk8erangel28
2-05-04
Hey robbie...you ever feel l ike your not wanted?
Yea...
10 minutes later
....
wait haven't we been done this road before?
oh yea....haha....i better shut up before i get turned into a monkey again....
.....yea my asshole still hurts!

 

by sk8erangel28
2-13-04
hmmm...16 female...blonde hair blue eyes...model figure..pic on profile....oh god damn shes fine!!!!
a few months later
baby...i love you so much...your the perfect girl....your smart, you like ALL the things i like...your so beautiful....god i wanna fuck you!
remember kids..what you see on the computer isn't always what you get
baby..i love you so much ..i would do anything for you
.....dear god this is easier then i thought!

 

by sk8erangel28
2-13-04
lesson two ...don't t tell your friends right away
so i met this girl online...she's so great!...she's everything i ever wanted in a chick
whats her screen name?..i'll talk to her and see if she is good enough for you
her screen name is sweetthing004
ok i'll talk to her...
lesson three...if a girl is too good to be true then its one of your friends and your other friends are in on it
dude your such an asshole..i didn't think you would do it
dude he deserves it..in some way..naw your right i am an asshole

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