Phones in heaven

Author: sk8erangel28

Date: January 24, 2004

by sk8erangel28
1-24-04
so jesus is your bondage buddy now?
I don't know..he hasn't called me in a while..and he didn't give me his number
they have phones in heaven?
Of course not...are you retarded or something?...how can there be phones in heaven?
...wait....so how the hell is jesus gonna call you if there isn't any phones in heaven?
...well i'm not sure if there are phones in heaven..BUT i do know there are phones at the Heavenly Shag Motel