Comic Cup III - Crappy's crabby birthday

Author: skagg

Date: August 17, 2001

by skagg
8-17-01
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU??
I am your birthday mole NOT A BUG THINGY and im here to give you your mole-o-gram. o/'HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOOO YOUOUOUUUU, YOU DO NOT SUCK DIIICKo/'
THIS PLACE HAS GONE DOWNHILL SINCE THE WAR HASN'T IT?
Well you couldnt honestly expect the place to be run well after the Germans won could you?
WHY OH WHY? WHY DID THIS HAPPEN? WHY MUST I SUCK DICK?
Hey when some guy offers you $602000000000000000000000 to see his plan through what are you gonna do? Jeez, damn rightous humans! I hate this place!