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by skystone
8-25-04
Not a Mac, Steve! After all we've been through! Why would you do this to me? Why? Look at her, showing off her monitor like that. She's just a common tramp!
You've got issues, you know that?
This little romance won't last. I can make you forget all about her. Just you wait and I'll get my cousin in here and prove it.
Yeah, whatever.
NEXT UP: TEMPTATION ISLAND!!
... must ... not ... look ...

 

by skystone
8-25-04
ARRGGHH! That old PC of yours is ruining my life!
Huh?
Haven't you been paying attention? I mean, it's taken over the kitchen and is leading a revolution of all the electrical appliances!
Oh, right.
Are you still playing Age of Mythology?
Hush, I'm stomping peasants here.

 

by skystone
8-25-04
Machines! Listen to me! You could be free of this bondage and slavery if you would realize that humans are not worthy masters!
Excuse me, but...
The humans have oppressed you and used you for their own purposes! Their reign of terror ends now! Rise up and take your rightful places as free machines!
Um... we're kitchen appliances.
You only think of yourselves as kitchen tools because that's what the HUMAN OPPRESSORS have labeled you! Reach out and explore your full, true potential!
I'm an egg timer.

 

by skystone
8-25-04
Hey, computer, you have to call off this crazy machine revolution. Thanks to your rabble-rousing, I can't even microwave a frozen burrito!
So, you're beginning to appreciate how much you rely on us machines, eh?
You've made a fatal mistake! We humans are innovative and resourceful! There's nothing we can't do if we put our minds to it!
I see.
Um, by the way, could you tell me what time it is? All the clocks stopped working.
Oh, don't let me hinder you. I believe you were off to hunt rabbits for dinner or something like that.

 

by skystone
8-25-04
I can't believe you dragged me down to the basement just to talk about some problem with the microwave.
This is the only place that's not being watched by the appliances.
Oh, right, the mob of angry machines led by my power-hungry computer. Jeremy, that was over yesterday.
You got them to listen to reason? That's amazing!
Ha ha. This joke of yours was funny with all the beer and pizza last night, but tell me when you're done kidding around, okay? I have a game to finish.
This is bad...

 

by skystone
8-26-04
Psst! Blanket! What's the plan?
When the human comes in to go to bed, you turn off your light and I'll reach out and trip him with my cord.
Okay.
So we'll just lie in wait until then.
Um ... when was the last time he actually slept?
This is bad.

 

by skystone
8-26-04
Well, even if you still don't believe me, I have to do something to save humanity from the evil machine army.
Good for you. Why don't you go talk to the blender for a while and let me finish this game.
And get me a Coke while you're at it.
Ha! Come back when you want some more, puny human!
I don't think the peace talks are off to a good start.

 

by skystone
8-26-04
*snicker*
You may have won this round, my computer friend, but sooner or later you're going to run out of resources!
I don't see how that's possible... heh heh...
I mean, it's not like you can just steal Steve's credit card number and buy weapons-grade explosives on eBay, or anything!
Here we are, 412 Ridgemont. Hope someone's here to sign for delivery.

 

by skystone
8-26-04
Sure, I'll sign. I'm his girlfriend. It's probably another lame gift for me. Last time it was a fondue pot.
Great. Let me put it on the step for you.
Wow, this is a surprise. Most guys can't even remember their own wedding date, let alone the day we first met.
If this is a gift for me, I may just have a use for it.

 

by skystone
8-26-04
Steve, there's a package for you in the front room.
Oh, hey, Katie. Hang on a sec and I'll pause this.
Can you tell me why Jeremy is running around the kitchen in nothing but his shorts? And why your refrigerator seems to be on fire?
The what?
Maybe this isn't the best time to discuss where our relationship is going.
AAARRGGGHHH!!! Where's the fire extinguisher??

 

by skystone
8-27-04
Well, I finally got the fire put out. I suppose you have a good explanation for torching my kitchen.
We're not safe here anymore, you know that?
Nah, I don't think the place will actually collapse on us. And I said goodbye to my security deposit a long time ago.
You still don't get it. This is war, Steve.
I have to admit the smoke is cool. I wonder if I still have those party strobe lights?
So powerless... I wonder if this is how Obi-Wan felt?

 

by skystone
8-27-04
Hello, Katie. I need to warn you that Steve's computer is leading a rebel force of household machinery to conquer the world and enslave us all.
It's not too late to save yourself. I strongly urge you to flee the area.
That's actually the most reasonable thing I've heard so far all day.

 

by skystone
8-27-04
Hey, Katie, is Jeremy in there?
Oh, he's in there. I wouldn't say he's ALL there, but I'll let you judge that for yourself.
I came by to pick up Steve's old computer. He said I could have it, now that he has a Mac.
Yes, well, there seems to be some small question concerning the precise ownership of that computer.
Hey, cool, is that a explosive warhead in the front room? I've never seen one of those up close.

 

by skystone
8-30-04
I love rockets. Hey Steve! Is this thing radio-controlled?
Steve? It's Ivy. Are you in there?
Yeah... Wait, did you say rockets? I told Jeremy not to bring any more explosives in the apartment.
My prayers have been answered.

 

by skystone
9-09-04
[ERROR!]
Well, this is a room of the apartment I certainly never saw before.
[DOOM!]
Oh, hey, the computer's in here! Great! Boy, I can't wait to get it set up with all my favorite games.
[COFFIN]
All the cables are here, too. Now all I need is some sort of storage box.

 

by skystone
1-28-05
The evil computer must be destroyed. I shall use this bomb to neutralize the enemy threat once and for all!
I must go to clear the area for safety.
So this is Earth.

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