One man's kitchen is another man's battlefield

Author: skystone

Date: August 26, 2004

by skystone
8-26-04
Steve, there's a package for you in the front room.
Oh, hey, Katie. Hang on a sec and I'll pause this.
Can you tell me why Jeremy is running around the kitchen in nothing but his shorts? And why your refrigerator seems to be on fire?
The what?
Maybe this isn't the best time to discuss where our relationship is going.
AAARRGGGHHH!!! Where's the fire extinguisher??