"2-WH0RES" 9.9.9

Author: slane

Date: June 14, 2004

by slane
6-14-04
"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
From the rebel underground, I come forth on my magical water-walking horse to defeat you, Tentacle-face!
Note To Self: immediately call a council of friendly planets.
As Ambassador of the Grey Race, I must counsel the support our Cthulhuoid brothers.
Although officially neutral, we of the green-sea-monkey planet will provide each surrendering Earther: two perfectly functioning lifelike sex-droids. This is all part of our plan to END War!
"He knew the tavernes well in every toun." --CHAUCER 'Canterbury Tales'
RETREAT! Georgia & Carolina, Babies Here I Come!
I want one w/ big titties & one like a Chinese gymnast... Two Whores!!