"2-WH0RES" 11.2.1

Author: slane

Date: June 28, 2004

by slane
6-28-04
"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
What physical characteristic of humans do you find most repulsive?
Their mouths are on their faces. They have to shove their food right into their heads, not like us green sea-monkeys... Our mouths are conveniently located in our crotches.
It's disturbing how humans have to look at each other's ugly faces while mating. We of the peaceful blue water planet prefer a leisurely 69 position...
Yes-- but the human who said "You Don't Fuck the Face" hadn't met "Old Two-Whores"!! To see him in action porking a bitch's chops you'd swear he was a true-born Green Sea Monkey!
"If the eye could see the demons that people the universe, existence would be impossible." --TALMUD,Berakhot, 6
Who gave Shane more hummers: Alison or Devin?
I can't answer that... I can tell you who'd swallow more loads.