"2-WH0RES" 12.1.0

Author: slane

Date: July 6, 2004

by slane
7-06-04
"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
I got a new pair of satin-lace G-string panties. On the front they say "KISS GOODBYE to BUSH" and so I shaved my fine white-girl jelly-roll smooth as a shiny new cue-ball to match.
My thong is embroidered "LICK BUSH & DICK"! It barely covers my Hitler-moustache-BUSH but its got a Cheney,DICK-flap in the asscrack strap stain'd with my cocoa-colored crap.
When did these humans become so damned... POLITICAL?
As Shane got more involved in democracy so did they... He'll vote for an actual Military Man this year, not your demented midget Texas cowboy or some fictional write-in candidate like "Mike Hunt."
"We vote N0. We vote N0 today." ------------------------THE SCHISMATIC DRUIDS
I bet 2-WH0RES is droppin' a fat vote for 2-J0HNS!
Last time, he smoked major doobage on election-day morning and just wrote-in the only name he could ever really feel comfortable with: "Bald Beaver"