"2-WH0RES" 12.6.1

Author: slane

Date: July 7, 2004

by slane
7-07-04
"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
With Clinton, they had us thinking about Oral Sex every day, then those Brazilian swimsuits became popular... now, with Bush, its all a plot to get us to shave off the little pubic hair we still have.
Its like the government is smearing wax on my crotch, then ripping me off! How did this happen? Did EVERYONE vote for Bald Beaver?
Mr. President, we must get you cleaned up to go to church. You have to face the press.
No longer will I abase myself before your false gods. Naked I worship the red crescent sun of my birth-planet.
This won't win you any votes in Ohio.
At Last The Stars Are Right!