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"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
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| Close your eyes & pretend I'm a skinny busty Thai girl with barbell piercings in her nipples & a little inverted pentagram tattooed on the small of her back. | |
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| Lets play: You're Lance Armstrong, I'm Sheryl Crow...Take me for an ice-cream smoothie & I'll chase it with salty man-lotion from your one-ball ocean. | |
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"Here's another ballad of a fish" - SHAKESPEARE The Winter's Tale IV.iv
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| As you can see, the dolphins are just too whorish. They're not ready for shipment. | |
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"The imperious seas breed monsters, for the dish Poor tributary rivers as sweet fish." -------------------SHAKESPEARE, Cymbeline [IV.ii]
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| We'll take them anyway. Just draw a red circle around whatever orifice "2-WH0RES" is supposed to utilize for intercourse. | |
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| Use candy-apple red waterproof lipstick! AND L0TS 0F IT! | |
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