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"2-WH0RES" by A. K. BIGGS
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| 0ur pal "Sharp 'n Queer" had to smuggle Shane's wedding ring to Iraq like a drug mule carrying condoms of cocaine! | |
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| Lucky he wasn't subjected to any humiliating body-cavity searches. | |
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"Upon his bloody finger he doth wear a precious ring." ----------------------------------- SHAKESPEARE, 'Titus Andronicus'
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| I'd like to give Shanes's sis Melissa the old rubber-glove treatment. I'd spelunk around that hole & come out wet & dirty. | |
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| There you go again... Are you some kind of space alien? | |
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"THE PRECIOUSSSS!" --Gollum
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| No. I am a robot built by the peaceful Green Sea Monkeys to sexually stimulate members of the Whitehall-Donaldson DNA subgroup. | |
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| Then you better get your rusty metal ass to Rhode Island, baby. Melissa's goin' hog-wild down there. | |
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