"2-WH0RES" xmas special 1

Author: slane

Date: December 14, 2004

by slane
12-14-04
"2-WH0RES" .:. by .:. A. K. BIGGS
I'm afraid young Shane Donaldson has been naughty again this year. But he has served his country in wartime. Is there a suitable present for the lad?
Yes, Santa. It's just what he and his fellow specialist "Sharp 'n Queer" have been dreaming of.
"Too many doughnuts." –G. W. Bush, explaining his recent weight gain.
Lesbian porno DVDs?
Yup. All the girls are skinny, clean-shaven hotties enthusiatically envaginating dildoes with their throats, cunts, & anuses.
MERRY CHRISTMAS! This package is for old "2-WH0RES."
You're late. Alison & the kids are already in front of the TV. I'll pop the discs in the player.