The Horn 2

Author: slinkyskunk

Date: September 17, 2001

by slinkyskunk
9-17-01
Kytheraen turns to God for advice
Jesus, I have the horn... terminally. If I don't get sex soon, I will die.
I hear you, my child.
...so, you wanna fuck or what?
I'd love to, but I've been bleeding to death on this cross for weeks now.
Faggot.
God hates me.