Deep Space Ballyhoo (3) - 3 Fast 3 Furious

Author: slowbeef

Date: January 16, 2004

by slowbeef
1-16-04
Okay, I'm broadcasting live to Earth, and I'm going to be the first man on the first trip to the moon in the 21st century.
How can I live up to Armstrong's "One small step for man" speech? Well, America's waiting. Better just step out there and say something...
HOUSTON: "We can see you and hear you pretty clearly, Gray."
Plantains better than bananas? Now I know you're insane!
Ladies and gentleman of Earth... HOLY SHIT!!! A TALKING MONKEY!!!