Deep Space Ballyhoo (5) - Quick Script Rewrite

Author: slowbeef

Date: January 16, 2004

by slowbeef
1-16-04
Our hero, Gray, attempts to come up with his Moon Landing Speech.
Hey everybody! Welcome back to the moon!... no...
Yo! Earth! Remember Neil Armstrong? Consider him punked!... no...
Take that, bin Laden!... no...
I swear this isn't fake, you conspiracy theory nuts!... no...
It's probably going to be awhile.
So, this is yet another small step for man... but a leap, not so much.
How about, I declare this rock to be 'Planet of the Apes'!