Teh Precinct : A Cop is Never Off-duty

Author: smamurai

Date: October 13, 2003

by smamurai
10-13-03
An off-duty Tarquin leaves the bar and begins to weave his way home when....
I'm sorry ma'am, could you please step over here for a second.
What was that?
I think I'm going to need to take a closer look at the walking stick. You wouldn't want to be caught violating a code six now would you?
Good gracious no, I haven't been in trouble with the law in all my 96 years officer. Here you go, please be quick, I'm not as steady on my legs as I used to be.
Now that's what you do, you take away their 1st line of defense then you use it against them. That stick was a code six the minute it left the shop. The end was as sharp as a nail.
But why did she have to die lieutenant? Why? If you did'nt have taxi fare you could have just called me. You only live two blocks from the bar.