Teh Precinct : Donut forget me now my partner.

Author: smamurai

Date: October 14, 2003

by smamurai
10-14-03
What a day. What a beauitiful day. Ahhh! Constable Frenzy you took your time. Hand me the brown paper bag you cocksucker.
Lieutenant Tarquin I'm sorry, They were sold out of apple sauce donuts, I had to buy you a pineapple donut instead.
The Lt. turns the situation into a crime parable, hoping to teach his partner about initiative...
You realise there are 4 shops in a 5-mile radius of here that sell apple donuts? God forbid apple donuts ever start commiting crimes constable. You wouldn't find one if it was sellotaped to your chin.
I'm riding in the trunk again today aren't I?
Yes and this time I want you to turn over to me any blankets you might be hiding, BEFORE you get in there.
Yes sir.